CYBEREVOLUTION

I guess I have a small fear that I currently have H1N1, and I don’t jest! This is the most severe flu I have ever had the non-pleasure to experience. I’ve still got a temperature, the shakes, swollen glands after nearly a week of near constant bed rest, fluids, Fenugreek Tea, Honey, Vitamen C tablets etc… the only thing that has abated so far is the level of soreness in my throat, I no longer need to constantly eat painkillers like sweets…

The only thing I have not experienced is Nausia/Vommiting, however there is no reason to suspect a zoonotic infection, since I don’t work with pigs. I’m just unlucky enough to have caught a bad case of Influenza…

I am hoping I will be well enough to resume work next Monday. Unless I grow trotters and a snout?

In other news today marks the beginning of the Maori New Year Celebrations click the link to find out more! Known as Matariki

It would appear that this is a favourite every year now, and after a little bit of digging I have confirmed that the fact is Mars will NOT appear as big as the moon this August, and also that it only ever has under the aid of a telescopic view.

KINGSIZE MARS

Fills in all the gaps for you, just remember if you receive an email in the next few days from a friend about the magnificent views of Mars this August, you can set the record straight; and educate them as to just how guillible they are! (myself included…meh!)

It was indeed a spectacularly close pass for Mars back in 2003; though this was still not close enough to rival our own moon. This year 2009, it is likley to reach 1/60th of the size of the moon - and will be best observed from the Southern Hemisphere (yay for me!!) as the brightest thing in the night skies over the next couple of months

In other news….I am still fighting off the black plague (fanks Rachael) though it’s my own fault so not after any sympathy…really!! Also Since this is a technical post how about a Geeky joke for you all??

“This SQL Query walks into the bar, approaches two tables and says… ‘may I join you?’….”

….sorry….

So, I am continuing to lose weight although a little slower of late, last time I weighed in at approximatley 98Kgs which is just under 14 stone! To put perspective on this, I was nearly 18 Stone when I moved out to New Zealand less than 2 years ago! Once I reach 13.5 Stone (85kg’s ish) I will be happy.

Alot of this progress has to be attributed to my adopted mum (Rachael’s mum), who has been feeding me healthy food and my increased exercise…. though I must admit I haven’t been for a jog in a while, I am still walking over 5 kms a day and I now climb 14 stories via the stairs at work three times a week, which is a great cardio/muscular workout!

In short… I am feeling young, sprightly and fit!

So….(and I don’t claim this as my own but I thought it was funny as!)…therefore I am going to repeat it here for all of you…..

This ‘SQL Query’ wanders into a bar and approaches two tables…then says “May I join you?”

….It’s the little things… ;p