…uncorked shortly before six this evening, I let this little number breath for a while - just enough for me to prepare tea of a small concoction of Tuna, Egg and Fried Rice in a sort of mix…no unnecessary sauces, though not necessarily low on fat.

In the glass this red lady sits waiting for my company, next to the remote control. I sniff her fruity perfume and take a moment to realise in this foreplay of our alcoholic romance, that in about two hours time I will be drunk….

(hic)

that was just for effect by the way, long gone is the lady - always short is her stay in that glass - slips down the throat like silk on the thigh (ooer steady on!! This isn’t Mills and Boon for god’s sake?! -ed) ok ok!!

Long story short - I had a nice bottle of plonk, got Pissed drunk whilst eating tea, and watched some DVD’s ok??

Seems my page is a little bit gawdy with good ol’ Santa and a Snowman?

For the benefit of BW I will post the piccy I did here….

I promise to remove said decorations from my website well before the twelth night though