The day before. I know what it’s like to run a travelodge now I think? As I sit and type this in waiting patiently for mister co-worker from last night’s drinking sess to get his lazy (insert whatever expletive you wish here) out of bed…

…I have been up since about 06:30hrs and I am now pretty much awake. Today I need to focus on one thing. BULK BUYING as many Euromillions tickets as possible. Although statistically I have got more chance of landing a starring role in the next batman film - I still fancy my odds with the dosh

What would you do with £125,000,000 first thing I would do, is turn a few family and friends into instant millionaires. Then I would go on a round the world tour of every country I have never been to before; followed by a knees up at the local, a kebab and chips and maybe rent a movie from Blockbusters. I’d chuck £80 away in a high interest account for a rainy day. Then splash out on a sooped up Lada, with LED’s and stuff!!

We can all dream, well even if I don’t win, at least it will be the weekend!