The Morning After…
Posted by: cyberevolution in General, tags: General, Jokes, Karma, Random ThoughtsThe day before. I know what it’s like to run a travelodge now I think? As I sit and type this in waiting patiently for mister co-worker from last night’s drinking sess to get his lazy (insert whatever expletive you wish here) out of bed…
…I have been up since about 06:30hrs and I am now pretty much awake. Today I need to focus on one thing. BULK BUYING as many Euromillions tickets as possible. Although statistically I have got more chance of landing a starring role in the next batman film - I still fancy my odds with the dosh
What would you do with £125,000,000 first thing I would do, is turn a few family and friends into instant millionaires. Then I would go on a round the world tour of every country I have never been to before; followed by a knees up at the local, a kebab and chips and maybe rent a movie from Blockbusters. I’d chuck £80 away in a high interest account for a rainy day. Then splash out on a sooped up Lada, with LED’s and stuff!!
We can all dream, well even if I don’t win, at least it will be the weekend!
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WOW - you certainly know how to celebrate.
You could splash out even more with -
A suit from Man at C&A,
Stone cladding for your house,
A caravan,
Boob job (Edit:- FOR COLIN?)
A life membership to Crewe’s world famous ‘steam’ night club – VIP lounge ofcause.
Or
Some double glazing for your bathroom.
…thanks for rubbing it in about the window mate!! Sheesh ONE WINDOW required on my house, and it will cost over £500 to fit!! Bunch of crooks out there I tell you!
Guess I will be keeping my day job then… :/