Who’d have thought it.  I was so convinced I was being wound up by some mates, but this appears to be quite genuine, random text from a woman convinced I am her brother (I soon set the record straight) - what ensues after is a whole day of shameless FLIRTING!

I won’t go into any details regardless of how much you may beg me to, as I want to retain -

a) my chances of further flirting fun

and

b) my mystery!!

Let’s just say, I’m feeling suitably naughty by now and leave it there eh? - YOU fill in the blanks if you must