ok this is quite simple….for most of you anyways, remember “He-Man” the cult cartoon of many a thirtysomething’s childhood?? Good! Well….hum the theme tune in your head and read the following as if it’s the voice-over!

“Pub-Man and the Masters Of The Local!”

“I am Mark, Prince of Armitage-Shanks and defender of the secrets of the Whitbread Brewery… This is Agnes, an ugly hag! Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic PINT and said ‘By the power of acolohol… I am inebriated!!’ Agnes became mighty beautiful, and I became PISSED, the most Drunken Man in the Universe!!

Only three others share this secret. Our friends The Barman, Bloke-at-the-end-of-the-bar, and Taxi Driver. Together we defend Castle Lets-Not-Wake-Up-In-A-Police-Cell from the evil forces of that Copper-That’s-Giving-Me-A-Strange-Look….”

….ah the memories!

This might be a longer post…..but to be frank….I’m currnelty steaming!!  Met a friend of Dave’s, father of my goddaughter….and I think, I have truly met someone who can open my eyes to the “real” world! 

I feel like..well, I’ll have to run I think I’m gonna hurl…

Ok, first of all, yesterday evening, I was tired and worn out after spending two days in Basingstoke on “Company business”, so I return home thinking, I’ll have an early night and chill out to recover…I rent Clerks II (Anything with J and Silent Bob in is a must in my book - silly boyish humour ensues!)

Then I get a txt off my mate, and so I reply and phone him up, basically I am being asked to go out and “socialise” on a Friday of all days, well…I’m in need of a little persuasion as I have a migraine etc…so, “K” (look back in the blog if you don’t know who this is) comes onto the phone since she is already out, and pleads with me to join her, for fear she will be like some sorta lemon etc…

…Being a typical pushover; I crumble and agree….we head to Nantwich, and straight away, I realise I may as well have stayed at home.  Don’t get me wrong, I made sure I had a good night ;P but as far as “K” was concerned I may as well have been on a different planet, I keep forgetting all I am is a meal and drink ticket whilst said “friend” spends the entire evening off flirting with some other “bald” guy, all of this barely 5 minutes after she announced to me she was single again!  I swear I will never understand women….

…I’ll think twice before going out again next time, because I was in all fairness taken advantage of yet again.  Cheers “K”…

In other news, my new washing machine STILL hasn’t arrived…

ok….not been in long.  It’s 3.37am - I am trying to feel tired but it ain’t working.  Had a real fun night tonight with “friends” <<– ‘you know who you are’ — ok think I covered myself there?  Ya know I even managed to get a little dancing in too; so all in all I’ve had great start to the weekend thanks!  Just have to go and pick up my car first thing in the morning cos I left it in town.

Sheesh!!  Why can’t I feel tired already?!  Stuff it…I’m off to do the washing up.