Mood : amused Music : 1234 - Feist
Sunshine….you are the food from which I drink!! This has been an AWESOME weekend so far.
Started with a dinner-party-esque meal with Caroline (Jason and I fixed her computer a couple of weeks ago this was our reward - hehe) anyway, it was an amazing meal thank you again Caroline!! I’m coming round for tea again!
Then we head into town to meet up with a colleague for his leaving do, I met up with Nimue (cutest ever employee at MSD) and Laura (read the bit in brackets next to Nimue I hate repeating myself) at Laura’s flat, technically out on the town with Jason, another Laura and Caroline; other Laura and Caroline pike out (which I suspected would happen)….and the rest of us party hungry animals basically started in good fashion with vodka, and every shot you could imagine under the sun, most of the names are NOT repeatable here. The night of Friday gets a little hazy after a while, and the next thing I remember is waking up the next morning….in ’someones’ flat…..I do the honourable thing, and sneak out not making a noise so I can grab some much needed hangover cure….yup you guessed it - a MacDonalds Breakfast for the win!!!
So…I head home after a while, though not before tracking down ‘other Laura’ for my bag which was left in her car (think it’s complicated now?? you wait!!) anyway once I get back to my digs - Jason is waiting on the driveway….”We’re going to the zoo….’Nimue’ will be there!” well of course I instantly crumble, what else can I do for a Celtically named lady who could melt the hardest butter? …sigh if only she wasn’t happily engaged… oh well… (pauses for a moment’s lamentable silence)
…ok where were we? Ah Yes the zoo!! The sun was out, it was actually a really enjoyable afternoon, can’t remember the last time I went to a zoo for that matter? Jason spent the whole time introducaing me to the many potential relatives I have…. oh guffaw Jason you really are too funny sometimes!! (insert sarcasm here) Anyways…the sunny, balmy day rolls on and we decide to grab a meal together before hitting town for a second helping of punishment.
Of course Jason and I have different plans….before the meal we drag Laura (not other Laura) and Nimue out ten pin bowling, where the girls and Jason proceed to humiliate me with their skills….or perhaps it was just the fact I was…um….crap!! We go the the Hog’s Breath for some steak where I console myself with the food on the plate in front of me, and the delightful company surrounding me.
Saturday night we head back into town (seperatly) as Laura and Nimue have their own plans. hazily Saturday night passes us by, until about 1am I catch up with Jason again in town and we ‘bump’ into Laura (with military like precision), no sign of Nimue….. (insert another moment of lamentable silence here) oh well I ‘did’ get to meet Sophie, Laura’s twin sister so it wasn’t a complete downer for me…shame she was a mute, who hates any form of eye-contact I’ve never seen such closed off body language in a woman as hot as that in my life….it SCREAMED OUT….”Sorry hun….I have issues, about a million of them, feel free to chip away but you’ll be wasting your time”…..since I don’t have ‘that’ kind of patience I decide to hit the eject button.
I pike out on the evening and head home, ok….I lasted till after 1am so I guess that’s something; and here we are in Sunday; the Sun is out again, soothing my alcoholically induced woes and I sit recounting my weekend adventure here; whilst my laundry somewhere down High Street hits the spin cycle…
I think I might head out now for a refreshing walk
As a closing note, I’d like to say that Ryan - Nimue’s intended is possibly the luckiest guy on the planet right now, high five dude!!